was sailing to
Cincinnati with the King of Belgium in his private
steamship. (It is not an easy thing to sail to Cincinnati from Africa! you
say, cynical as always. Though a river town, Cincinnati is far from the world's
great oceans! Except in dreams, I say -- in dreams Cincinnati is an easy sail
from Africa, especially in such a ship as belongs to the King of All the
Belgians with its wonderful featherbeds, its frequent cocktail hours
announced by the ship's silver bell, its golden ropes and handsome sailors
who speak, I suppose, Walloon.) I was accompanying the King to the
funeral to be held later that day for the last passenger pigeon, which had
died the day before in the Cincinnati Zoo. (You cannot travel from the
Congo to Cincinnati in only a day! you shout, fit to be tied. Tut-tut! I say,
not at all troubled by such questions of travel. For me, travel had become a
"We have a special fondness for pigeons," the King said as we stood
at the rail and watched the whales rush through the ocean like locomotives.
"Pigeon racing is the national sport of Belgium, you know."
I did not know.
"My people are in mourning for this bird."
He showed me a photograph of the people of Belgium -- not all of
them, of course, but as many as can be crowded into a downtown street.
They were dressed in black from head to toe. Black crepe drooped from
lampposts and in shop windows and even from the sky, although that might
have been a smudge or a photographer's trick.
"It is sad," the King said, hanging his head.
In truth I did not care that the last passenger pigeon was dead. In
Africa I had eagerly helped to finish off several species of fauna. But I was
anxious to see Cincinnati once more and was -- let me confess it --
homesick for America. With the exception of that brief time spent working
in the Wright brothers' bicycle shop in Dayton (but that, too, I am now
convinced, was a dream), I had not been home in eight years.
(Strange that in both cases I should have gone to Ohio! Is Ohio
significant in a way that never occurred to me -- that has, perhaps, never
occurred to anyone?)
"It is sad," the King sighed.
The whales dove to the bottom of the ocean, to the ocean-bed. Who
knows if they rest or must keep moving like the shark.
We went below and ate Belgian waffles with strawberries and
confectioner's sugar and talked about our safari days in the Belgian Congo,
and for a little while we were happy to be taking this ocean voyage.
* * * * *
Was the naval attaché on board, whom I'd met briefly years before in
the jungles of the Belgian Congo? Certainly! There on the high seas he
was in his element. He was both captain and navigator of the King's
steamship. He also handed out the mops when the salt-stained decks needed
swabbing and inspected them afterwards. He kept the ship's keys in his
pocket, including the shiny one to the rum closet; and when the decks were
swabbed to his satisfaction, he would open the closet and, as the men took
off their hats and cheered, take out the bottle for swigging. Three times
would the ship's swigging bottle make its circuit of the assembled sailors.
At the completion of the third and final circuit, the mate would cork the
bottle and hand it shyly to the naval attaché, who would lock it up again in
the rum closet under his sole command. (Not even the King had the key to
"That is called 'ship's discipline,'" said the naval attaché to me
after I had witnessed such a swabbing and swigging. "Ours is a lovely crew," he
A dream crew, I thought to myself.
"Yes," he said for the naval attaché had learned to read minds at the
Institute for Psychical Research.
* * * * *
We traveled at the speed of thought. How could we not with so
urgent an appointment to keep?
The engines? you ask.
Enormous turbines constructed of some precious metal taken from the
King's mines in Africa.
Their design? you ask.
How did the ship's hull stand the strain? you ask.
It is only imperfectly understood. But the hull was painted blue.
Did the wind fly in your face while you stood on deck? you ask.
There was no wind.
Was the noise terrible? you ask.
There was no noise. Or only a slight hum.
* * * * *
The King and I were taking a postprandial stroll around the deck.
The naval attaché was sighting the sun with his sextant.
The sailors were swabbing the deck or coiling the golden ropes or
uncoiling them. (Their actions were often mysterious to me.)
It began to rain ("because of nature's sorrow," said the King). The
naval attaché hurried in-doors, afraid to get his sextant wet.
I seemed to see two Kikuyu men. They clasped each other in a tight
embrace as they walked through the waves under a battered old umbrella.
"Do you see that?" I asked the King, pointing at an area of gray
He shook his head.
"You may call me Leo," he said. "Because of all we have been
* * * * *
The naval attaché knocked at my cabin door.
"Come in," I called.
He did and stood in the doorway with his boat-shaped hat in his
"We have reached Cincinnati," he said.
My face partially lathered, I looked through the porthole at the city of
my youth and was disappointed that it did not shine as it had always done in
"It is the fault of the rain," he said, having looked into my mind and
seen the disappointment there.
"You are very sympathetic for a naval attaché, I told him.
He bowed and left me to finish my shaving.
* * * * *
Cincinnati! How wonderful your streets and houses! Even in the
rain. And the women on your streets and in your houses -- how lovely!
Why did I ever leave you for Africa? What did I hope to find in Africa that
could not be found here?
And the women of Mombasa? you ask.
True, the women of Mombasa are beautiful.
And the women of Nairobi? you ask.
Also beautiful. But the women of Cincinnati were there on my
doorstep. I had only to open the door and invite them inside.
"What do you think of our women, Leo?" I asked the King.
He gave me a dark look that matched the sky. If the human head
were capable of launching thunderbolts like the old gods, he would have
launched them at me.
He rebuked me thus:
"May I remind you of the solemnity of the occasion?"
We walked to the zoo -- I, a few steps behind the King, out of respect
but also shame.
In the rain.
* * * * *
September 1, 1914. My impressions of the funeral for the last
passenger pigeon: a gray and cloud-blown day. People dressed in black.
The flag at half-staff. Sousa slowly marching through the zoo's black, iron
gate, in a black uniform. He stands in the rain and blows a dirge on his
sousaphone. On a telegraph wire overhead, three pigeons (of a species, for
the time being, extant) tuck their heads under their wings and mourn. The
King stands, his eyes wet. The men take off their hats. The women bow
their heads. The King orates. He orates well. Soon all eyes are wet (and
not with rain, you cynic!). He finishes. All is quiet except the elephants.
The elephants trumpet their sorrow.
* * * * *
You say: It did not happen like that at all. There was no funeral --
Sousa did not play. The King of Belgium certainly did not come. He had
more important things to worry about: the Germans. The Germans with
their pointy helmets were in Belgium ("gallant little Belgium!").
I say to you: There is another history. There is another history that
exists side by side with the one you know. In it all that I have told you is
true. (You have never heard of it? You have never read about it in any
book? You are reading it here. You are reading it now. In these pages I am
recording a history of the imagination.)
You say: But such a history is a figment, a lie!
I say to you: All histories lie. All histories tell the truth.
You say: Then why not make the bird live, in its millions?
I say to you (without bravado but with a growing unease): I wanted to
write about a funeral. I wanted to write how the King of Belgium and Sousa
came to Cincinnati and stood in the rain.
You say: Monster!
I say to you: What is one bird, even the last bird of its kind, next to
the millions of our kind who would shortly begin to die? I did not want to
write that history.
You say: Your history does them a disservice -- all those people who
died in the real history, the true history!
I say to you: I could do nothing for them. Nothing.
You shout at me: A crackpot theory! You can't prove any of it!
Nothing you say is verifiable!
My answer to you is this: Nothing can be proved. Nothing.
You shake your head and tell me I have been too long in Africa.
Maybe nothing can be proved in Africa, you say, but in Cincinnati, for
instance, things are not so mysterious. We have science in Cincinnati.
* * * * *
The funeral was over. The last passenger pigeon was buried in a
shoebox under a pear tree. (The bird was stuffed! you scream.) Leo and I
"I will never return to Cincinnati," I told him.
"Nor I," he said.
"I have been too long in Africa."
(In this, alone, you are right.)
"And what about all the pretty women?" asked Leo.
I shrugged a helpless little shrug.
"There are other things in life besides love," I said (or perhaps it was
Leo, who said it -- I cannot remember).
We walked out of Cincinnati into a great forest, and in an instant the
sun was shut from sight by the thick screen of wet foliage. Here and there
were patches of brush, which might contain a lion, cheetah, hyena, or wild
In the middle of the forest, the naval attaché was waiting to pipe us
Norman Lock's stage plays have been widely produced in the U.S., Germany, and at the
1996 Edinburgh Theatre Festival where "The House of Corection" was called "the best play of
the Festival." His radio plays are broadcast over Germany's largest station -
WDR. "A History of the Imagination" is the
eponymous story of a collection of 42 antinaturalistic stories.
The piece was originally published in 1997 by The Iowa Review. Other
"histories" have appeared in print and online publications including 5-Trope,
Ambit (UK), Archipelago, The Barcelona Review, Big Bridge, The Cream City
Review, DeTijdlijn (Belgium), Dirigible, elimae, The Literary Review, Literal
Latte, The NEeuropa Review (Luxemburg), The North American Review, The Paris
Review, The Quarterly, Lo Straniero (Naples), Unlikely Stories, and many
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