Our Wish List:
Yes, the Irreal Cafe will need windows and doors. We will ask Minoru Nomata to design them.
The Cafe Irreal has featured so many photos of so many sculptures over the years, if there were an Irreal Cafe, it would be filled with sculptures, too. These tiny street art sculptures by Isaac Cordal would fit in well!
If there were an Irreal Cafe, we'd want you all to be careful as you made your way to our door (pay attention, smombies!). We would make sure that the crosswalks were painted like these and that there were plenty of traffic cones to mark problem spots, like these.
If there were an Irreal Cafe, we'd sometimes have a style show. We'd love to feature these insect-themed clothes.
If there were an Irreal Cafe, we'd use lots of mirrors and reflections because we love the tricky things the light can do. And we would want our landscaping to look as much like this curvy reflective landscape as possible.
Flowers on the table are a lovely touch, don't you think? The Irreal Cafe is so sorry that Wolfgang Hutter has passed away. We would love to ask him to do our centerpieces.
Every place of business needs some form of security, even the Irreal Cafe. Doors must have locks; locks must have keys. We have this key in a suitcase, which would fit a door -- in a suitcase. Who could ever break in?
If there was an Irreal Cafe, we would occasionally have a bug or two on the premises, like these beautiful beetles. We would also encourage spiders like this one, with its own tea service, to help with pest control.